Be an instant expert on men & women! - All about Facts and Fallacy
The Bluffer's Guide to Men & Women by Anthony Mason and Marina Muratore (305.30207 MAS)
Shared by Rohayah
Aha, no studying required, just bluff your way with a sense of humour, this book contains collection of 'astonishing keys' to understanding men or women in all aspects of fundamental differences, growing up, sex, feelings, attitudes, practicalities and touchy subjects. Such as: "men find it hard to commit themselves to a relationship. Getting them to do so is like getting hold of the soap in the bath." For men the very idea of commitment is uncomfortable as to commit equals suicide or being sent to asylum, marriage is unnerving term "wedlock". Zsa Zsa Gabor said (on page 34) "a man is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished". Men harbour the distinct fear that marriage will change them. Women simply hope it will. Women are like computers because: only the Creator understands their internal logic. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. The error message is about as informative as 'if you don't know what's wrong, i'm certainly not going to tell you'. There's also men are like computers (pg 123) because In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
Another one: majority of men dislike shopping. They like armchair shopping first, studying advertisements, comparing prices. The purchases of a vege, cat food or detergent does not excite them. A mega waste of time is window shopping. The joy of staring at goods for sale which cannot be bought is quite beyond his comprehension.
ha hah aha ha...actually, the biggest bluff is the title.
================================================
Shared by Rohayah
Aha, no studying required, just bluff your way with a sense of humour, this book contains collection of 'astonishing keys' to understanding men or women in all aspects of fundamental differences, growing up, sex, feelings, attitudes, practicalities and touchy subjects. Such as: "men find it hard to commit themselves to a relationship. Getting them to do so is like getting hold of the soap in the bath." For men the very idea of commitment is uncomfortable as to commit equals suicide or being sent to asylum, marriage is unnerving term "wedlock". Zsa Zsa Gabor said (on page 34) "a man is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished". Men harbour the distinct fear that marriage will change them. Women simply hope it will. Women are like computers because: only the Creator understands their internal logic. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. The error message is about as informative as 'if you don't know what's wrong, i'm certainly not going to tell you'. There's also men are like computers (pg 123) because In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
Another one: majority of men dislike shopping. They like armchair shopping first, studying advertisements, comparing prices. The purchases of a vege, cat food or detergent does not excite them. A mega waste of time is window shopping. The joy of staring at goods for sale which cannot be bought is quite beyond his comprehension.
ha hah aha ha...actually, the biggest bluff is the title.
================================================
posted by Book Sharers Club at
4:39 PM
1 Comments:
Hehe, came across the quote from "Out of the Mouths of Babes" (by Autumn Stephens), a compilation of quips and quotes from wildly witty women..
"God made man and then said: I can do better than that and made woman." - Adele Rogers St Johns, creative writer
By
Fresh Ink, at 3:06 PM
Post a Comment
<< Home